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Total Medals Earned: 462 (From 85 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,915 Points

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 5/10/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 5/10/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 5/10/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 5/10/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 5/10/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Fishmonger Unlocked 5/10/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Hollow Weiner Unlocked 10/31/09
25 Points
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/23 (60/540 points)

Quickdraw GUN.5

Bullshit, Mr Han man! Unlocked 9/2/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Get off my plane! Unlocked 9/2/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun Unlocked 9/2/10
5 Points
Defeat Derek with the shotgun.
Hasta la vista, baby Unlocked 9/2/10
5 Points
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He had to split Unlocked 9/2/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. Unlocked 9/2/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I said don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room! Unlocked 9/2/10
5 Points
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Play times over Unlocked 9/2/10
5 Points
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Tonight's forecast... a freeze is coming! Unlocked 9/2/10
5 Points
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Yippie-kai-yay, motherfucker Unlocked 9/2/10
5 Points
Defeat the first opponent.
You talkin' to me? Unlocked 9/2/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Youre fired Unlocked 9/2/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
GARBAGE DAY! 5 Points Defeat Charlie with the handgun.
Go ahead, make my day 5 Points Defeat Spike with the shotgun.
Say hello to my little friend! 5 Points Defeat Ashley with the shotgun.
To be or not to be. Not to be. 5 Points Defeat Leon with the grenade.
Yeah, well I'm taller 5 Points Defeat Benjamin with the shotgun.
You think you're bad, huh? 5 Points "You're a fucking choir boy compared to me." Defeat Damian with the shotgun.
You're going to die screaming... and I'm going to watch. 5 Points Defeat the butcher with the handgun.
You're the disease and I'm the cure 5 Points Defeat Chubby Cheeks with the rifle.
You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? 5 Points "Well, do ya, punk?" Defeat Federico with the magnum.
Your move, creep 5 Points Defeat Teatowel Hassan by vaporising him.
Youve just been erased 5 Points Defeat Hans with the handgun.
If it bleeds, we can kill it. 10 Points Defeat Leroy with the shotgun.
Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dead or alive youre coming with me Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Forgiveness is between them and God. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fuck you, asshole! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He said he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I could crush you like a worm Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I'm going to hit you with so many rights... Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It ain't over. The way I see it, we've only just begun. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Its just been revoked Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Put the bunny back in the box Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
That's not funny. That's not funny at all. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wake up, time to die Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Flawless victory Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I ll be back Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I'm gonna get medieval on your ass. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Its mercy, compassion and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Smile, you son of a bitch! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
So many assholes, so few bullets Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're gonna need a bigger boat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're terminated, fucker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
YOURE GONNA DIE, CLOWN!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Remember when I promised to kill you last? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
...I lied Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 12/48 (60/355 points)

Recordshop Tycoon

Crowd Control Unlocked 9/12/10
25 Points
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Sleep is for the weak Unlocked 9/12/10
25 Points
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Major Player Unlocked 9/17/10
50 Points
Buy all four properties.
No nobility in poverty Unlocked 9/12/10
50 Points
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
It's there for a reason 5 Points Read through the entire manual.

Medals Earned: 4/5 (150/155 points)

Road of the Dead

Gunslinger Unlocked 10/14/10
10 Points
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Hydroficial Intelligence Unlocked 10/14/10
10 Points
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
No Mercy Unlocked 10/14/10
25 Points
Hit 25 civilians
Road Dominator Unlocked 10/14/10
25 Points
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Road Warrior Unlocked 10/14/10
25 Points
Defeat a helicopter
Pinball Unlocked 10/14/10
50 Points
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Hood Shaker 5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Flip Flop 10 Points Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Meticulous 10 Points Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Don't Need Wheels 25 Points Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Quick Draw 25 Points Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Wise Man 25 Points Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Close Encounters 50 Points Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Nuke Watcher 50 Points Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Speed Racer 50 Points Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Tank 50 Points Buy all the upgrades
Time To Spare 50 Points Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Top Gun 50 Points Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Zombie Sniper 50 Points Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Dead On Time 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Hell's Angel 100 Points Beat Highway To Hell
One Man Army 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Police State
Survivor 100 Points Beat The Great Escape

Medals Earned: 6/24 (145/1,000 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 5/22/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space Unlocked 5/22/09
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 5/22/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Tankicular Homicide Unlocked 5/22/09
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There Unlocked 5/23/09
25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Evasivivity Unlocked 6/4/09
50 Points
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 6/14 (105/425 points)

ShellCore: Skirmish

Casual Commander Unlocked 7/2/10
5 Points
Beat all beginner missions.
MidCore Commander 10 Points Beat all easy missions.
HardCore Commander 25 Points Beat all medium missions.
ShellCore Commander 25 Points Beat all hard missions.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/65 points)

Shore Siege 2

FIRSTBLOOD Unlocked 11/30/11
5 Points
Beat your first level!
BOOTY 5 Points Click the Armor Link on the titlescreen
TITLESQUID 5 Points Beat the titlescreen.
BEATTUTORIAL 10 Points Beat the tutorial level without using the Kraken
FOURSTAR1 10 Points Get four stars on each level on Island 1
FOURSTAR2 25 Points Get four stars on each level on Island 2
WALKPLANK 25 Points Beat the game with any score.
FOURSTAR3 50 Points Get four stars on each level on Island 3

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/135 points)

Solipskier

Bronze Medal in Awesomeness Unlocked 9/27/10
10 Points
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Nice Jump 5 Points Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Where'd All My Tunes Go At?! 10 Points Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Wicked Tricks 10 Points Achieve a 50x multi.
Awesome Combo! 25 Points Achieve 100x multi.
Gold Medal in Awesomeness 25 Points Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Sick Air! 25 Points Get 1m points in a single high jump.

Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/110 points)

Spike - A Love Story

Beyond Words Unlocked 4/30/11
5 Points
Cut Off a Conversation
Centerpieces Unlocked 4/30/11
5 Points
A Nice Center Smash
Easy Fiver Unlocked 4/30/11
5 Points
Five Love Taps
Just Barely Unlocked 4/30/11
5 Points
Far Right Smoosh
Quickie Unlocked 4/30/11
10 Points
Far Left Hit
Droppin' Ten 5 Points Ten Crush-Hugs
Comedic Timing 10 Points You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Teen Angst 10 Points Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
You Will Survive 10 Points 20 Hits in Survival
A Perfect Love 25 Points Perfect Score in Story Mode
Blackjack 25 Points 21 Spikey Embraces
Superior Smoosher 25 Points 30 Hits in Survival
The Crusher 50 Points 40 Hits in Survival
MASTER SMASHER 100 Points 50 Hits in Survival

Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/290 points)

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Anti-Gravity Unlocked 11/17/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Going East Unlocked 11/17/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heading West Unlocked 11/17/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Occasional Smoker 10 Points Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day 25 Points Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker 50 Points Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)